— OPEN UP MY RIBCAGE

[eusford]

credit

a open post/meme overflow post for crowley to help quench the thirst of others

rules
good with gen, shipping, and smut.
i don't ship crowferi though. i'm fine with gen and dark stuff but please don't ask for anything shippy/smut related for those two.
open to friends and people that have threaded with crowley.
link all images and warn if they're nsfw/graphic.
if you have an au idea you can always put it here!
please specify if you'd like him as a human or i'll default to vampire.

stuff i wanna play
mechanic au! crowley can still be a vampire for this or human just... give me mechanic au.
i want stupid space shit so bad y'all just punch me.
high fantasy au!! yes crowley is a paladin and not a knight templar shut up don't @ me
witcher au. i'll give my first born to whoever will play this with me.
history teacher crowley.
college au is also fine with me.
give me dark and grim shit that'll make me go to sleep knowing i made bad life choices.
nier:automata-like au?!?!? SHUT UP I'LL MAKE THIS WORK SOMEHOW.

Comments

[eusford]

Well when you put it that way then I guess it makes sense.
And it's your money so I have no right to bother judging how you use it.

Though I am surprised that anyone would be clingy with you.

[brickinthewall]

some people are just suckers for blondes

[eusford]

Can't relate.

[brickinthewall]

just girly things :)

[eusford]

Why are you like this

[brickinthewall]

you can't be using my own shit on me mister

also like are you still lying next to hip displacement texting me? like is that still a thing how many times have you done this

[eusford]

But I am.

No I left already. I have things to do so I can't just lounge around, unfortunately.

[brickinthewall]

what go fuck another girl's hip out? what the fuck you gotta be doing at 4 in the morning only freaks who crossfit and don't sleep are up at this hour

[eusford]

I'm a vampire and it's easier to walk around when the sun isn't out?
I mean I can still walk with it out but it makes me so tired.

[brickinthewall]

right

i thought you'd be in a coffin by now or smth

[eusford]

I don't feel like sleeping.
I'd have to give you a heads up if I do, I tend to pass out for a good week.
Sometimes a month if I'm lucky.

[brickinthewall]

wow me 2

gotta love the powers right